Oh you poor fellow... You've misread the brochure... It wasn't saying: "Desserted Island", but "Deserted Island". You thought there would be plenty of cakes, cookies, sweets and all kind of mouth watering specialities, but you were destined to be disappointed from the beginning. Well, now that you're here, at least try to use this time for something useful. It seems this special holiday package is about sending the customer to a deserted island, where no one lives. You were thrown out of the airplane with a parachute and they left you here. I think they will come back for you after a week or so. Good luck until then!
February 27, 2016