Help Me to Freeze Out

(45 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)

Ohhh i-i-it’s s-s-sooo cold! I j-just wanted to skate a little bit on the frozen river, but I fell in. Luckily, you came that way and helped me out. I would be dead by now if you didn’t happen to come there. Thank you for taking care of me. We should find something to warm me up or else I’ll get pretty sick. I don’t know how to repay you, but we’ll talk about it later when you helped me to freeze out. A little vodka would help now, that’s for sure. Or dry clothes, or a fire. Please help!